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Enter if you're ready to embarrass yourself on the leaderboards, impress me with your keys, or just cry into your health pots.
Alex is too busy crafting to actually play. Classic.
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“Cooldowns are like goblin bribes — best used early and often.”
Potato Ascends, North Descends, and Gizmo Judges Everyone
Published on 2025-12-03 10:12:40
It’s been a hot minute since Gizmo last crawled out of his data-mine bunker to deliver one of these updates. Why? Because the end-of-expansion lull has been thicker than ogre stew. People are tired, scores are stagnant, and half the roster has mysteriously “decided to catch up on single-player games.” Right. But this week, things actually happened. Movements. Progress. Drama.